If we get this house....

him: "you know, that if we get this house, you can't ask for anything else for five years...."

the next morning....

him: "I love you honey. I just want to help you. You know you can have anything you want, all you have to do is ask...."

me: "I want my hair cut and colored."

him: ".... in another five years!" (walking out of the bathroom)

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(about purchasing our first home)