Me: I don't WANT to roll the sex dice. Can't we just bone?
Him: your jaw still hurt?
Me: seriously? Can you ever be romantic?!
Him: *laughing* really?! Me?! "can we just bone?" sorry, Shakespeare.
Me: Shakespeare? You wanna bone a man?
Him: "what?!"
Me: you said Shakespeare. Do you want to bone a man?
Him: no, but I'll spear you.
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Really.... I can't believe or make sense of half of our real life conversations.....
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